Corupt A wish foundation!

We wont, you fucking attension whore.

I wish that a new awesome game would come out.

Tf2 is already out.

I wish I'd finish the website.

You get no new game, infact you only get shitty Nintendogs games.

I wish Zuan was a nazi.

I am not, and will never be.
Fuck those Nazi bastards! D=<

I wish the ''awesome fag'' smiley becomes a normal smiley on this forum.

It doesn't (but I hope so too).

I wish I wasn't a lazy asshole.

Granted, you become a non-lazy fat asshole.

I wish I had cheesecake.

You get Fruitcake.

I wish I had a British child street urchin as my assistant in running this clan.

Mr_19 wrote:

You get Fruitcake.

I wish I had a British child street urgent as my assistant in running this clan.

It's "urchin" ya putz.

thats what I said.

Mr_19 wrote:

thats what I saidEDIT

Okay, you get an child urchin on a british street. But it's crushed by oncoming traffic.

I wish for a fellow UBER LEMMING MEDIC to uber lemming with.

You get raped by a certain spy.

I wish Patrick would find true love.

he does, its a sponge....

i wish Chuck Norris would come flying on a purple sky to give me a hug

Chuck Norris comes in flying on that purple sky.
AND GIVES YOU A ROUNDHOUSE KICK UP YOUR ASS

I wish that i had an xbox 360... RIGHT NOW.

You get an Xbox 360. It red rings as soon as you try to start it up.

I wish I could feel the warm flesh of another again.

you do, as a zombie BRAINZZZZZ

i wish i had a pile of tom and jerry vhs cassettes

Unforunately, all VHS tapes were destroyed during the second coming of Jesus.

I wish Mr. 19 would save his scout rage for the actual update.

He doesn't

I wish i wasn't so late on replying to AWG's post

You still are late. And then a meteorite hits you.

I wish that I'd stop sucking at TF2.

you do but your nick still tells the truth "GREG SUCKS"


i wish epic lulz and dopamin would rain from the sky

It does, but you get poisoned by the cheap knock-off "dopamin", and you die a slow, agonizing death. Then you get hit by a meteorite.

I wish that everyone could spell properly.

we all become geniuses and you use grunts to talk to others.... and u turn gay.......... and a meteor hits you.

i wish shot put didn't hurt so muchz =(

wat

I wish a destroy-the-world-button.

You accidentally the destroy-the-world button.

I wish I was as badass as Rorschach.

Zuan wrote:

wat

its a Field event in Track n Field... With the ball and u throw it..... ya nooooo?