Corupt A wish foundation!

The Rules are simple Corrupt the wish of the post above then post your own wish.

I wish my computer would run World In Conflict.

You get a fucking nigger.

I wish blood shade would die in a fire.

Is this how you do it?

I'll allow it.

He dies in a fire, but you are sentenced for his murder!

I wish that Mr 19 and Kure find troo wuv.

Unfortunately, they fall in love with trannys.

I wish people would stop being a total furries.

They all stop, but then you become furry, THE ONLY FURRY

FYI she IS a tranny

I wish these smilies would fuck off and realize it's just not going to work out between us.

However, instead, the smilies only duplicate into lamer, less imaginative symbols.

I wish I could play a class half as good as everybody else at PCJ. :/

you cant..so dont wish for it dumbass!

i wish i had moar cake

However the Cake is lie
BUH DUN DISH

I wish i never made that joke.

You make that joke 50 times a minute.

I wish i wouldn't lose The Game.

also


THE GAME.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Irrelevant, your destiny is to never win...

I wish i go through puberty

You do, female puberty.

Fuck I wish we had more juice boxes.

You get these juice boxes:



If you didn't know, they taste like shit.


I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.

Unfortunately, you get Murphy's Law thrown at you.

I wish i owned the internet.

You legally own the internet, but no one will pay you.

I wish that I stop procrastinating with my essay.

You stop procrastinating, but not with your essay, you use this new found energy to make more posts.

I wish I could get images of Toombz on 19 porn out of my head

You start thinking about 19 on Toombz porn instead.

I wish that my middle name was "Danger."

In b4,

Mr_19 wrote:

You get a fucking nigger.

I wish i was on the blue team.

It becomes your middle name but everyone thinks Angry Danger Guy sounds stupid.

I wish being an admin got you laid.

Hmm... two wishes at once...

Mr. 19 only allows Legendary Burrito on the blue team if they have sex

I wish for infinite wishes.

You can only wish to watch 2girls 1cup

I wish Carlos Mencia was funny.

Carlos Mencia is funny. He is the voice of a generation. His comedy is the epitome of brilliance. Unfortunately his genius art is only appreciated by dumbass rednecks.

*sigh* I wish I could watch 2 girls 1 cup...

that wish is already corrupted.

I wish i had some Jello.

The jello is served in the titular cup from everyone's favorite shock video!

...I guess I have to keep wishing for the same thing, huh?