Corupt A wish foundation!

Instead, you get gonorrhea.

I wish I had a job.

You get a job but it is being Mr. 19's spare bitch.

I wish I had never started this thread and that a moderator would send it straight to internet Hell!

This thread continues to thrive and the mods make 3 more versions of it.

I wish I could paint masterpieces.

Bloop wrote:

This thread continues to thrive and the mods make 3 more versions of it.

I wish I could paint masterpieces.

DAMNIT BLOOP I was writing a real long response and a funny one at that, to blue bomber YOU SHALL PAY goddamn guests

Hahaha, I regret nothing.

Instead Bloop learns how to ONLY paint masterpieces of 19's dick

I wish i used a condom =/

Instead, you used celo-tape and are now pregnant with a (soon to be) giant squid.

I wish my microwave wasn't a piece of crap.

But it is.


I wish I had a cannon in my chest.

You got aids.

I wish I had aids.

I give them to you.

I wish I was shoopdawoop guy.
He's pretty cool.

Granted but you look like this.


I wish I had a minifridge.

You get one, just because you let me be a fatass that shoots lazars from his bumbum.

Your forgotten wish comes true, and turns into a turtle that inhabits your rectum.

I wish I was at the beach.

Instead, all sand turns into elephant dung.
All water turns into lava.

I wish Mr_19 would realize Harvey Dent is the coolest villain ever.
NOT the mad hatter.

I realize the mad hatter isn't the coolest character but he is still cooler then Harvey Dent.

And suddenly, Harvey Dents...
Thousands of them.

Your wish turns into radioactive waste that forces upon you an uncontrollable power of ... noxious flatulence.

I wish I had a lazer gun.

I wish I had all of your dicks (battle'd off) and in a jar...OH WAIT I ALREADY DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Win is Above These Words.

The dicks turn into vaginas and the jar breaks, leaving the vaginas scattered all over the floor.

I wish I would reveal my secret identity.
...
But I wont.

I figured out you are some one from KFC.


I wish I was right.

You are so very, very wrong.

I wish it was corn and corn alone day.

(If you don't get the reference, you fail)

Bloop wrote:

You are so very, very wrong.

I wish it was corn and corn alone day.

(If you don't get the reference, you fail)

Damn, it's so familiar but I can't remember... I don't think it was Spongebob. Uh... damn.

Now I remember! TEEN GIRL SQUAD!
Cheerleader!
What's-Her-Face!
So-and-So!
THE UGLY ONE!

P.S. you get ARROW'D!

Sooooooooo goooood!

I wish ya'll would keep guessing who I am.