"The byzantine rules of this forum make me feel fursecuted. Where am I supposed to post my extremely serious and underage furry pornography?"
"Is it supposed to be 'a historic' or 'an historic'?"
"Do any of you guys have spellcheck? Seriously..."
"What's with the phallic obsessions?"
"Y SO SRS?"
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"Are they really Frequently Asked Questions if they've only been asked once?"
"How do I get these damn smileys to piss off?"
"How I shot web?"
"Someone wished I couldn't wish for anything on the Corrupt a Wish Foundation. Do I lose the internet now?"
"Is it okay to say the n-word here?
"I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should I do...is this dangerous ?"
"How many questions is too many"
"May I be excused to use the restroom facilities?"
"What happen ?"
"What !"
"It's You !!"
"What you say !!"
"Take off every 'zig' !!"
"You know what you doing."
"Move 'ZIG'."
"For great justice."