SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse

I bring you tips for when you become sexually active!
I scanned these all myself so make use of this great knowledge, you faggots. (- ' ')-



It's written by a woman doctor for women but dammit! It's all the basic steps and facts.

The issue of dick size:

" Is my dick normal? What is normal? "



" Ok, I'm interested! Go on~ "



" Wow I know how i'll have sex using my ___ inch cock! My lady will mistake me for Patrick. "

How to rub her pussy:

" Gee golly! I feel confident now but how do I touch her naughty bits? "





" Wow that's hot. Can I lick it? "

How to give her oral sex:



" I came! Anything else I should know, oh wise one? "

The fun stuff: Rubbing you dick on her tits, ass, or clit:




*turns off projector reel and turns on lights*
Class dismissed!

Teacher? I spilt my carton of milk on my lap...

ITT massive irony.

Damuna wrote:

ITT massive irony.

Tenacious Virgin Dr. Nurse can teach this class because of her medical degree. And. and. I have a pussy chart. :C

i learn a lot from this chart, thank you Nurse!

yo where all the white women at?

After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.

acsmashing wrote:

After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.

LIES

Brodie wrote:

yo where all the white women at?

i like dem big booty bitches

LegendaryBurrito wrote:

Brodie wrote:

yo where all the white women at?

i like dem big booty bitches

*sad face*

acsmashing wrote:

After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

Your facts, they need checking.

acsmashing wrote:

After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.

Well, I'm not calling you a liar, but...

I think it's telling that you feel the need to boast about your sexual experience on PCJ of all places.

This is really quite informative. Now I understand what I was doing wrong, 'cause lord knows SWATY wasn't telling me.

Now I know what my mommy never told me about S-E-X

Dr. Nurse? What is a boobs?

Eak wrote:

Dr. Nurse? What is a boobs?

*EDIT* What is a "muff"? some old boys said it at school.