LIKE MR_19

RAGE at clanmembers (like Mr_19)
Ban the sandman (like Mr_19)
Lead a failed push (like Mr_19)
Blame teammates (like Mr_19)
Blackburner piero (like Mr_19)
Take a shit (like Mr_19)
Play spy (like Mr_19)
Suck ass (like Mr_19)
Hit on Kure (like Mr_19)
Get rejected (like Mr_19)
Sallow Vicodin (like Mr_19)
Naptime (like Mr_19)
Call a sex line (like Mr_19)
Cry deeply (like Mr_19)
Demand a refund (like Mr_19)
Eat a sandvich (like Mr_19)
Harrassment lawsuit (like Mr_19)
Mess up a plugin (like Mr_19)
Fifth of RAGE (like Mr_19)
Shit on Kure's desk (like Mr_19)
Buy a switchblade (like Mr_19)
In my hand (like Mr_19)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like Mr_19)
Puke on Kure's desk (like Mr_19)
Disconnect from the server (like Mr_19)
Suck Toombz's dick (like Mr_19)
Score some coke (like Mr_19)
Crash my computer (like Mr_19)
Suck my own dick (like Mr_19)
Eat some chicken strips (like a NIGGER)
Chop my dick off (like Mr_19)
Black out in the server (like Mr_19)
Meet Never Knows Best (like Mr_19)
Fuck his tits out (like Mr_19)
Turn into a jet (like Mr_19)
Bomb Metzger (like Mr_19)
Crash into the sun (like Mr_19)
Now I'm dead (like Mr_19)

Severe lack of Eak related terms here

it's called like mr_19 for a reason

Swallow*



Also I fukken lol'd

Form a cult (like Mr_19)
Enslave a small British boy (like Mr_19)
Get beaten up by your mother (like Mr_19)

Fail horribly (Like Greg)
Act like nothing's happened (Like Greg)
Abuse what little admin I have (Like Greg)
Intentionally be a failure (Like Greg)
Rage quit when no rage is actually involved (Like Greg)
Look into an aimbot (Like Greg)
Afraid of getting VAC banned (Like Greg)
I can't fucking do it... SHIT!
Chicken out (Like Greg)

I'll do the rest later.

Mr_19: Greg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
Greg: No problem.
Mr_19: So you're in charge of all of our technical stuff, is that fair to say?
Greg: Absolutely. I'm the Greg.
Mr_19: Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of "the Greg".
Greg: Well, the first thing I do is...

Talk to 19 (like a Greg)
Ask if the pics for the site are done (like a Greg)
Get yelled at (like a Greg)
Start up Steam (like a Greg)
Start up TF2 (like a Greg)
Registry in use error (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Fuck Wine.)
Restart TF2 (like a Greg)
Talk to Kure (like a Greg)
Ask if the pics for the site are done (like a Greg)
Get ignored (like a Greg)
I don't have to get any work done (like a Greg) (Editor's note: True story.)
Tell 19 it's Kure's fault (like a Greg)
Switch to TF2 (like a Greg)
Fail horribly (like a Greg)
Act like nothing's happened (like a Greg)
Abuse what little admin I have (like a Greg)
Intentionally be a failure (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Remember that sentry on the last point of Fastlane, with the dispenser in front of it?)
19 won't give me more admin (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Fuck you, 19.)
Tuna sandvich (like a Greg)
Rage quit when no rage is actually involved (like a Greg) (Editor's note: You all know how many times this has happened.)
Look into an aimbot (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Greg is seriously thinking of getting one.)
Afraid of getting VAC banned (like a Greg)
I can't fucking do it... SHIT!
Chicken out (like a Greg)
Swear to appear cooler (like a Greg)
Feed the chickens (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Greg really has chickens. And goats.)
Put them inside the barn (like a Greg)
Get some water (like a Greg)
Trip and fall (like a Greg) (Editor's note: Based on reality.)
Get back inside (like a Greg)
Change map to cp_egypt_final (like a faggot)
Punch myself (like a Greg)
Black out in front of the computer (like a Greg)
Meet AWG (like a Greg)
Give him way too much info (like a Greg)
Turn into an emo kid (like a Greg)
Blame myself (like a Greg)
(like a Greg)
Now I'm dead (like a Greg)

Mr_19: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Greg: No doubt.
Mr_19: You trip and later die?
Greg: Hell yeah.
Mr_19: And I believe that at one point there you said something about changing the map to Egypt?
Greg: Nope. (Editor's note: Fuck you, Eak.)
Mr_19: Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Greg: Naw. That ain't me.
Mr_19: Okay. Well, this has been eye-opening for me.
Greg: I'm the Greg.
Mr_19: Yeah. I know. I got that. You said that four-hundred times.
Greg: I'm the Greg.
Mr_19: Yeah, yeah. I got it.
Greg: I'm the Greg.
Mr_19: Okay, great, I heard ya. Bye.
AWG: LIKE A GREG.

There's something wrong with those Mr_19 quotes.... Perfect grammar, punctuation, and spelling!?! HE'S A SPY

Greg wrote:

Meet AWG (like a Greg)
Give him way too much info (like a Greg)

He's not the only one, I've got dirt on all you guys.

Crikey, Alon! Failfags are ruining the server! What'll we do?

B-BATTLE!

Strong together, united forever
They're the best of friends

But when fags are about, you'd best watch out
For PCJ!

Nineteen is their leader
And he loves to be the boss

Brodie's a fan of Get Smart...

"Yeah, when he's not trolling KAOS"

"...and loving it!"

Beat up some blacks, say no to hax
Scouts are fucking gay

But if fags are about, you'd best watch out
For PCJ!

Dr. Nurse's a sensation
You should really never pass

The Angry White Guy's her biggest stalker...

"If I could only tap dat ass!"

Alon and Russel Crowe - a couple o'
Dick-chopping buccaneers

Greg can give you failAIDS
and he'll turn into a queer


Strong together, united forever
Crits are on Wednesday

Have no fear, time's up, time's here
For PCJ!

FUCK OFF!

Now I love you this much

ohgod FUND THIS

It would be cool if we could somehow make a music video of this? IDK.
Anyway I just noticed that this part didn't rhyme. You guys want to think of something to replace "They're the best of friends" with something that rhymes with J?

Strong together, united forever
They're the best of friends

But when fags are about, you'd best watch out
For PCJ!

I could think it up myself, but I thought maybe you guys'd like to contribute.

contribution? HELL NO

angrywhiteguy wrote:

It would be cool if we could somehow make a music video of this? IDK.
Anyway I just noticed that this part didn't rhyme. You guys want to think of something to replace "They're the best of friends" with something that rhymes with J?

Strong together, united forever
They're the best of friends

But when fags are about, you'd best watch out
For PCJ!

I could think it up myself, but I thought maybe you guys'd like to contribute.

Sure, Dr.nurse was already singing this song on skype last night.

Mr_19 wrote:

Sure, Dr.nurse was already singing this song on skype last night.

Q.Q

Did want.

[quote="Mr_19"]

angrywhiteguy wrote:

Strong together, united forever
Worse than KKK

But when fags are about, you'd best watch out
For PCJ!

I think this is suitable...

Talk trash (like Mr_19)
Heavy ban finger (like Mr_19)
Make J5 rage (like Mr_19)
Be immature (like Mr_19)
Be surprisingly mature (like Mr_19)
Overlord the stats (like Mr_19)]
Troll (like Mr_19)

Brodie wrote:

There's something wrong with those Mr_19 quotes.... Perfect grammar, punctuation, and spelling!?! HE'S A SPY

My thoughts exactly.