Brand new happy mode

ok kids suggest what people should be forced to say when in happy mode.

"Fuck Mr_19. He should ban me now."
"I love Badlands."
"SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
"SUCK."
"MY."
"MOTHERFUCKING."
"DICK."
"BATTLE!"
"Never bring a gun to a flamewar."
"Halo 3 is the best video game ever."

That's all I can think of right now. I'll post any more that I can soon.

Greg is on the track to win

"I-I-I love little girls, they make me feel so good."
"I dropped the soap."

No healthpacks. No ammo. Scouts only. Final Destination.
No means no!
I am disappoint.
PROTIP: Dr. Nurse is a man.
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
OMG! they nerfed teh sanman!
NERD RAGE!
Well, let's just see what Wikipedia has to say on the matter...
It's okay to fap to it if you didn't pay for it.
Legalize it!
I just saw Watchmen... I think I'm gay now.
I came.
Is it still an elevator if you use it to go down?
LAWL U GUISE SPYCRAB SO RANDUM XDDDD1!1D
NO U!
We do not forgive. We do not forget. We have over 9000 penises and they are all raping children.
Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time!
Shit was SO cash.
I do so have IRL friends!
LOLOLOL I TROL U!
(inb4raeg)
Bitches can't say no if they're dead.
I don't think you have any friends, enjoy your sentry.
Oh thank Patrick. Candlejack and the sniper finally killed each oth-
THIS. IS. 2FORT!
No, I honestly think the bonesaw is the superior choice.
Fuck, I lost the game.
Watashi-wa Kira desu.
War... war never changes.
War has changed.
You created me Mom, so I guess you're to blame/ For the love that I feel just from hearing your name/ You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami/ I love my Mommy.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry-dome.

Sorry if it's too meme dependent.

"CUPCAKES EVERYWHERE!"
"Time for Megaman Karaoke."
"SPYS ARE OVERPOWERED WHY CAN'T THEY BE UNDERPOWERED LIKE SCOUTS."
"I Only play this because my WoW server is down."

"Would you all just stop your bitching? The scout is no way OP."
"TF2 isn't as good as Lego Indiana Jones."
/side note: I loved the old Lego video games, like Lego Racers, and Lego Rock Raiders, and Lego Alpha Team.
/continuing side note: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO TO ALPHA TEAM! IT WAS THE GREATEST PUZZLE GAME EVER!
/even more side note: After some googling, Alpha Team is back, but not how it was.
/seriously, I have a ton of side notes: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3761895/Lego_Alpha_Team

"The trail to win is paved with fail."
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!"
"I'm so sorry, I swore on the internet."
"Do you guys watch anime?"
"I might kill you with a toothbrush."
"The piero is way underpowered against spies."
"Snipers should be allowed to use aimbots. It's too hard to snipe any other way."
"Valve is spelled VALVe."
"19, you spelled that word wrong."
"I've been banned from every other server I've ever been on, but I think this is the one!"
"FUCK YOU CHOCLATE [sic] IS AWESOME!"
"I've never been kicked from any server. Ever."
"BRING BACK ALPHA TEAM, Patrick DAMN YOU!"
"TF2 is too violent and mindless. It's just point-and-shoot." /quote from: My mom
"Jack Thompson is the greatest human being ever." /obligatory: FUCK YOU, JACK THOMPSON
"There's no strategy to the spy. It's just one click, and you get a kill."
"The best strategy, is that when your team is losing, run away, so that you don't get killed during humiliation."
"Team switching is great when your team is losing."