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What’s that? You want cherry? Well how about Cherry Fissure? Made with isotopes, real isotopes. CTF maps (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an atomic energy drink for scouts. Scoutomic. These aren’t the Heavy’s puns, these are scout puns. Turbopuns.
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