THE OFFICIAL* PCJ PRO PIERO SCRIPT!

Hi, it's Greg with PCJ Official* Pro Piero Script Inc. You'll be saying "Fuck you, n00b" everytime you burn someone alive. It's like a bind, it's like a script, it's like a hack. A regular hack doesn't work when it's off. This trains you, so you can be a Pro Piero even when it's not on. This is for the scrim. The Highlander. The regular pubs. The friendly games. The Pro Piero Script practically kills your enemies for you. Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't count as a hack. Won't get you VAC banned. You just turn it off, no one knows you used it. Made by Greg. You know Greg always makes good stuff. Professional players, use it as a training tool. Here's some snipers. Headshots, bodyshots, blood stains. Not only are your friendlies gonna die, they're gonna run into battle with half health. We're gonna do this in real time. Backburn em'. They don't even know what hit them. The rest, the medic heals 'em. No other script is gonna do that. You'll be saying "Fuck you, n00b" everytime.

*interviews with satisfied customers. On closer inspection, customers turn out to be Greg with a variety of wigs*

Normally a script like this would fit in one file. But if you download now, 'cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second file, absolutely free.
Here's how to download.

Dvorak: http://www.lopezfar.net/public/propyrodvorak.zip
QWERTY: http://www.lopezfar.net/public/propyroqwerty.zip

If you don't know what layout you have, you probably have a QWERTY.

Note: I'm having trouble with .htaccess. If it asks you for a password (it shouldn't), please let me know.

Also, you have to manually switch to backburner. I don't know how to do it in a script.

Binds:
A is kill.
S is explode.
D is quit.
Space Bar is disconnect.
Right mouse button is left mouse button.
Q does nothing.
Scroll wheel does nothing.
You have to spew flames, all the time. The only way to stop it is to deactivate the script.
N turns the script on or off.

*For reals. 19 approves of this script, and thus it is the official PCJ Pro Piero script.

To do list:
Make QWERTY version.
Make you have to spew flames, all the time. (I had that in, but it sucked horribly.)
Automatically switch to backburner.
Kill yourself when you run out of ammo.
Take suggestions on what to improve/add.