that is the format for each joke. Also instead of making new posts simply edit your first ones when adding more jokes to your own post.
You're lagging When:This was technically our vary first joke conceived. Origin: Before PCJ was officially made and was the first day the founders actually met as a trio (19, skiez, and chris.H) I(19) walked into skiez while cloaked and I instinctively blurted out "YOU'RE LAGGING, I'M NO SPY!" How to: simply block enemy player's way as a cloaked spy and yell "YOU'RE LAGGING"
Chu Chu When: 1/08/09 Origin: As a train rode by me (19) Brodie yelled "CHOO CHOO" I looked back as engie and just said in a serious tone "chu chu" it became addictive to say, and eventually it became a code word for engies to see if one another was a spy. How to:Upon meeting another engie simply say "chu chu" in a serious tone should he not respond HES A FUCKING SPY, BEAT THE SHIT OUTA THAT FRENCH FUCKER ASSFDFREWAGDFNBSF!!!!!!!!!1111111
Suck it 19/Eat it Toombz When: The day Toombz joined Origin: Toombz and I would keep killing each other and would say our phrase afterwords. I(19) would back stab him and he would head shot me. How to: Ether backstab Toombz at the worst time for him and say "Eat it Toombz" or Head shot me at the worst time for me and say "Suck it 19"
19 on Toombz Rule34 When:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Origin:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU How to:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Zuan
Number of posts : 186 Age : 30 Location : Soviet Holland Registration date : 2009-01-08
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:38 am
Britland When: When talking about it. Origin: Origin? Brittish people come from Britland. How to: I still dont know where the fuck Britland is, though...
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Jack Shannow
Number of posts : 27 Age : 30 Location : BRITLAND Registration date : 2009-01-09
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:47 am
Burning the cocksucker When: Shortly before the mass abandoning of e.inc Origin: When a Joe5 sucked 19s penis to get in e.inc How to: Simply stick the little bugger on the wall and burn him
Nô_ôdels
Number of posts : 152 Age : 30 Location : Big Rusty Van, Candyland Registration date : 2009-01-09
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:31 pm
BAATLE!
- You melee somebody
- One day when me, Alon, 19, and some other ppl were playing alon joined, and he started screaming BATTLE whenever he melee'd somebody. 19, finding it funny, made it popular, i think? and the rest is history, as they say...
- How To : take out your melee weapon and scream "BATTLE!" as loud as you can into your mic, and hopefully kill opponent. (preffered weapons : Battle Axe, Battle Saw, and Battle Shovel, but any form of melee may due.)
Alpha C Delta
- You chain uber with another medic WHILE the other medic BATTLES.
- Me n Alon were once both medics, and i steam messaged alon to go chain healing, and we will call it Alpha C Delta. then, we just kept doing alpha c delta ever since... (longest streak is 5 ubers, woot woot!)
- How To : Chain Heal with another medic, and see whoever gets an uber first... the first one that gets an uber ubers the other medic, who should have his uber saw out. Now the other medic should try and get an uber for the other medic. Rinse and Repeat and you should be uber pro at no time AIIIIGHT!
Mr_19 Admin
Number of posts : 489 Age : 101 Location : Moscow, Russia Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:52 pm
Holy shit people are helping, I guess I'll add some more.
Demonnigger When:Shortly after Blood shade's "DEMO.......man?" Origin: Blood shade kept saying, "DEMO.......man?" and doing the sticky taunt so blurted out in rage "SHUT UP YOU DEMO.......NIGGER!" How to:Call the DEMONIGGER a demonigger instead!
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Nô_ôdels
Number of posts : 152 Age : 30 Location : Big Rusty Van, Candyland Registration date : 2009-01-09
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:55 pm
Mr_19 wrote:
Holy shit people are helping, I guess I'll add some more.
How to:DEMONIGGER and demonigger instead!
A demonigger, not and buddy!
just trying to help you out through grammar school there buddy
Coat-Rack Person
Number of posts : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-12
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:43 pm
SukkitCoat
When: Today Origin: When I pooped in Bryan's face How to: Just take people's coats and hang them on a rack.
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:28 pm
Coat-Rack Person wrote:
SukkitCoat
When: Today Origin: When I pooped in Bryan's face How to: Just take people's coats and hang them on a rack.
What.
I think I smell fail, tell me if I'm wrong.
Mr_19 Admin
Number of posts : 489 Age : 101 Location : Moscow, Russia Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:21 pm
no you do smell fail good sir.
Boombay Tv When: Sev's first post Origin: Sev posted a mediocre custom sub'd video made form this website, someone else took a whack at it and made comedy gold How to:1.Pick one or two members of PCJ 2. Make Sex jokes 3. ?????????? 4. PROFIT!
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:27 pm
'Nuff said.
Btw, what is PCJ's actual stance on weeaboos? I think I may almost be one.
Skyez
Number of posts : 6 Age : 35 Registration date : 2009-01-13
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:18 pm
Obscene Sentry's When: Can't Remember Origin: When the Opposing team gives you too much free time How to: The most important aspect of this is location. For the best results place were no one ever looks,goes,runs, hides , or masturbates in. Make sure this sentry gives zero to no kills and to completely leave the opposing factions alone as much as possible.
Mr_19 Admin
Number of posts : 489 Age : 101 Location : Moscow, Russia Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:34 pm
angrywhiteguy wrote:
Btw, what is PCJ's actual stance on weeaboos? I think I may almost be one.
We tolerate them, they don't bring in drama like furries.
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:12 pm
Does this mean I can use the Death Note theme song on HLSS?
It can be my theme music, the one from the beginning of the second half sounds angry.
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:37 am
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:04 pm
Animated.
Bryan Admin
Number of posts : 49 Age : 31 Location : Nova Scotia, Canada. Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:10 pm
Racism, Manifested into 19's Weapons!
When: Probably my Second day at PCJ. Origin: Mr_19 was spouting his regular racist comments, when I was stupid enough to fuck with his Intel. He proceeded to demonade me in the face, and as he did, he screamed some incalculably racist comment into my poor ears. In return, I shouted, "Everybody run! Mr_19 is so racist, he can manifest his anger into Weaponry!" How to: Get killed by Mr_19 when he's racismraging.
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:15 pm
Believe wrote:
demonade me in the face
When life gives you demons, make demonade!
Mrs_19
Number of posts : 121 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:19 am
Bryan, you failed to mention my manly hairy legs
I AM DISSAPOINTED.
Nô_ôdels
Number of posts : 152 Age : 30 Location : Big Rusty Van, Candyland Registration date : 2009-01-09
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:11 pm
Mrs_19 wrote:
Bryan, you failed to mention my manly hairy legs
I AM DISSAPOINTED.
nice?
angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:08 pm
Hey Kure, top this.
Mr_19 Admin
Number of posts : 489 Age : 101 Location : Moscow, Russia Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:51 am
dear god this is going to turn into a hair leg thread isn't it?
Bryan Admin
Number of posts : 49 Age : 31 Location : Nova Scotia, Canada. Registration date : 2009-01-07
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:49 pm
Mr_19 wrote:
dear god this is going to turn into a hair leg thread isn't it?
We can only hope.
sev the fucking viking
Number of posts : 181 Age : 29 Location : up north Registration date : 2009-01-10
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:04 pm
angrywhiteguy wrote:
Hey Kure, top this.
u havint see nothin
Zuan
Number of posts : 186 Age : 30 Location : Soviet Holland Registration date : 2009-01-08
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:07 am
Offensive Soldier'd. When: 21 Jan. 09. Origin: Was playing soldier cus 19 asked me to, and when we won, my head wanted to say ''You got offensive engineered!! But seeing how I was a Soldier, that didnt make any sense, so this came out of my mouth: ''You got.. soldierneer'd! No wait... Offensive Soldier'd... no, uhm.. you got rocketneered..!'' How to: Say something that actually is suposed to only be said when playing another class.
Alondaar
Number of posts : 78 Age : 113 Location : Right Behind You. Registration date : 2009-01-19
Subject: Re: The Book of Patrick Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:46 am
True Origin of Battle:
When: Everyday Origin: One day a little lad named Alon waltzed into PCJ server and raped the dicks off of everyone with his 'Fireman's Axe of Battle' while yelling "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLE" How To: When in PCJ do as WREIK (Use melee only like me)