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tylergotch

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There are few skills more entertaining and ultimately useless than solid theatrical training.
There are almost no jobs and you spend your life as a hobo, but it's fun for the most part.

To start, a few pointers.

This guy.
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard Keanu-Reeves
This guy made his fortune playing stoned emotionless characters.
Don't be like this guy.


Or this guy.
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard Nicholas_cage_b4
This guy has been the same character in every movie he's ever been in. Ever.
Don't be like this guy either.


This guy?
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This guy knows the right way to do things.
He is a classy gentleman.


Here's another one.
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard Elijah01
He started out playing a loveable wizard prodigy, and ended up naked with a horse. Look it up, if you must.
This is where it starts getting to be a gray area.


This guy right here.
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He has an insane amount of fan following, which shows he's doing something right.
And I'll admit he's a good actor.


Worst case scenario?
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard TomCruise
This is what happens when you're a mediocre actor AND you go looney.


Now, what do all of the good actors have in common, and what do all the bad actors have in common?

Answer: The good actors are happy and smiling, the bad actors are angsty and unsatisfied with their abysmal lives.

What all this really means is have self-confidence. Be a cool guy and don't afraid of anything.
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sev the fucking viking

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why are you telling me this? why am i reading this?
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tylergotch

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I dunno. Why are you posting either?
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I DONT KNOW! HELP!!!
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D:
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tylergotch wrote:
Here's another one.
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard Elijah01
He started out playing a loveable wizard prodigy, and ended up naked with a horse. Look it up, if you must.
This is where it starts getting to be a gray area.

That is not who you think it is.
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Damuna wrote:
tylergotch wrote:
Here's another one.
THEATRICAL EDUCATION by the Beard Elijah01
He started out playing a loveable wizard prodigy, and ended up naked with a horse. Look it up, if you must.
This is where it starts getting to be a gray area.

That is not who you think it is.
That frodo is a spy.
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Yeah, after I posted it I thought "Wait... that's Elijah Wood, not Daniel Radcliffe. Oh well, nobody views my posts anyways."
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