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Dr. Nurse

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PostSubject: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 1:44 am

I bring you tips for when you become sexually active!
I scanned these all myself so make use of this great knowledge, you faggots. (- ' ')-



It's written by a woman doctor for women but dammit! It's all the basic steps and facts.

The issue of dick size:

" Is my dick normal? What is normal? "



" Ok, I'm interested! Go on~ "



" Wow I know how i'll have sex using my ___ inch cock! My lady will mistake me for Patrick. "

How to rub her pussy:

" Gee golly! I feel confident now but how do I touch her naughty bits? "





" Wow that's hot. Can I lick it? "

How to give her oral sex:



" I came! Anything else I should know, oh wise one? "

The fun stuff: Rubbing you dick on her tits, ass, or clit:




*turns off projector reel and turns on lights*
Class dismissed!
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angrywhiteguy

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 1:47 am

Teacher? I spilt my carton of milk on my lap...
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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 10:29 am

ITT massive irony.
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Dr. Nurse

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 12:19 pm

Damuna wrote:
ITT massive irony.

Tenacious Virgin Dr. Nurse can teach this class because of her medical degree. And. and. I have a pussy chart. :C

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sev the fucking viking

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 2:40 pm

i learn a lot from this chart, thank you Nurse!
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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Fri May 22, 2009 4:14 pm

yo where all the white women at?
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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 1:55 am

After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.
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sev the fucking viking

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 6:54 am

acsmashing wrote:
After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.

LIES
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LegendaryBurrito

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 8:05 am

Brodie wrote:
yo where all the white women at?
i like dem big booty bitches
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sev the fucking viking

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 9:40 am

LegendaryBurrito wrote:
Brodie wrote:
yo where all the white women at?
i like dem big booty bitches

*sad face*
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Damuna

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 10:16 am

acsmashing wrote:
After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

Your facts, they need checking.
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angrywhiteguy

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sat May 23, 2009 6:49 pm

acsmashing wrote:
After reading this I have many lolz for all you PCJ members for I am the only non-virgin and have tried almost everything mentioned in this post.

To qualify this:
I did not have sex with:
my mom
my dog
my sister
any relative

My experiences were with the opposite sex and they were real human beings.

Well, I'm not calling you a liar, but...

I think it's telling that you feel the need to boast about your sexual experience on PCJ of all places.
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SaigonTimeMD

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Sun May 24, 2009 6:02 pm

This is really quite informative. Now I understand what I was doing wrong, 'cause lord knows SWATY wasn't telling me.
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I BE A PIRATE ARRRGHHH!!!

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Mon May 25, 2009 3:54 pm

Now I know what my mommy never told me about S-E-X
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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Mon May 25, 2009 6:08 pm

Dr. Nurse? What is a boobs?
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sev the fucking viking

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PostSubject: Re: SEXUAL EDUCATION by the Good Doctor Nurse   Tue May 26, 2009 7:20 am

Eak wrote:
Dr. Nurse? What is a boobs?

*EDIT* What is a "muff"? some old boys said it at school.
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