Testing the laws of probability

Number of posts : 137 Registration date : 2009-03-03

So, I have a theory. My theory is that if I tell an infinite number of people to gift me L4D, that I'll have an infinite chance of actually getting it. So here's my plan: I'm going to post this here, and get as many people to see this message, by any means necessary. Here's where you come in. All you have to do is read this message. Don't buy me L4D. Just read this message an infinite number of times. And then I'll have a copy of L4D. Great plan, eh? Let's hope this works, so you can see me fail at 2 games, instead of just one.

Number of posts : 178 Age : 30 Registration date : 2009-02-09

Eak too.

Subject: Re: Testing the laws of probability Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:01 pm

Greg, ever hear about the law of diminishing returns? the principles of cause and fucking effect?

For one, there's no practical real world analogue for infinity, much less a way to harness it thusly.

Also, no one loves you. This makes the chances of anyone doing anything good for you approach zero the more you act like a whiney bitch, as you can see by this graph.

Testing the laws of probability Graph10

Though the chances of you getting L4D will never decrease to EQUAL zero, it will eventually reach a matheatical equivalent a la Nero's paradox.

Statistically, you are infinitely more likely to be raped by a nigger. Following your flawed logic, this will happen when more and more people read your post and become angered by your fail.

To conclude:

I don't think you have any L4D, enjoy your expanded anus.

Subject: Re: Testing the laws of probability Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:59 am

Well...
I dont know if he just pulled that out of his ass...
but he has a fucking graph, so he wins.

Number of posts : 137 Registration date : 2009-03-03

Zuan wrote:: Well...
I dont know if he just pulled that out of his ass...
but he has a fucking graph, so he wins.

He did. I have proof! He agrees that both of our science are flawed.

Subject: Re: Testing the laws of probability Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:35 pm

Greg wrote:: So, I have a theory. My theory is that if I tell an infinite number of people to gift me L4D, that I'll have an infinite chance of actually getting it. So here's my plan: I'm going to post this here, and get as many people to see this message, by any means necessary. Here's where you come in. All you have to do is read this message. Don't buy me L4D. Just read this message an infinite number of times. And then I'll have a copy of L4D. Great plan, eh? Let's hope this works, so you can see me fail at 2 games, instead of just one.

Eak wrote:: Eak too.

angrywhiteguy wrote:: Greg, ever hear about the law of diminishing returns? the principles of cause and fucking effect?

For one, there's no practical real world analogue for infinity, much less a way to harness it thusly.

Also, no one loves you. This makes the chances of anyone doing anything good for you approach zero the more you act like a whiney bitch, as you can see by this graph.

Though the chances of you getting L4D will never decrease to EQUAL zero, it will eventually reach a matheatical equivalent a la Nero's paradox.

Statistically, you are infinitely more likely to be raped by a nigger. Following your flawed logic, this will happen when more and more people read your post and become angered by your fail.

To conclude:

I don't think you have any L4D, enjoy your expanded anus.

Zuan wrote:: Well...
I dont know if he just pulled that out of his ass...
but he has a fucking graph, so he wins.

Greg wrote:

Zuan wrote:: Well...
I dont know if he just pulled that out of his ass...
but he has a fucking graph, so he wins.

He did. I have proof! He agrees that both of our science are flawed.

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