| New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:22 am | |
| C'mon everybody! Show your love for my penis! I promise it won't rape you if you join!
Just listen to what these celebrities are saying about my penis:
Dr. Nurse: HAHAHAHA THAT PHOTO Dr. Nurse: I loled XD Dr. Nurse: not sure if want
Angry White Guy: dude Angry White Guy: join my penis's fan club Mr_19: lol Mr_19: but i don't like penises Mr_19: well Mr_19: your penises Angry White Guy: it doesnt have to be sexual Mr_19: it could be Angry White Guy: can't a man enjoy the aestetic of another man's penis heterosexually? Mr_19: no Mr_19: they can't Mr_19: actually Mr_19: i don't have a proven answer Angry White Guy realizes you joined before saying that 0.0 Angry White Guy: XD
Angry White Guy: hey man Angry White Guy: thanks for joining Angry White Guy: now Metzger: hah no prob Angry White Guy: i know youre jewish... Angry White Guy: but im already cut Angry White Guy: so Angry White Guy: dont bother Metzger: hahahah no no im not jewish dude Metzger: that was a joke Angry White Guy: k Angry White Guy: hrmm no girls joined yet Angry White Guy: this is proving most disconcerting | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:32 am | |
| Angry White Guy: hello RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: herro Angry White Guy: i have created a fancy new group Angry White Guy: care to join? RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: but of course
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RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: nice use of sock puppet Angry White Guy: it has its uses RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: quite | |
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Damuna
Number of posts : 181 Age : 94 Location : Britland Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:44 am | |
| - angrywhiteguy wrote:
- Angry White Guy: dude
Angry White Guy: join my penis's fan club Mr_19: lol Mr_19: but i don't like penises Mr_19: well Mr_19: your penises Angry White Guy: it doesnt have to be sexual Mr_19: it could be Angry White Guy: can't a man enjoy the aestetic of another man's penis heterosexually? Mr_19: no Mr_19: they can't Mr_19: actually Mr_19: i don't have a proven answer Angry White Guy realizes you joined before saying that 0.0 Angry White Guy: XD My parents don't get me, you know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But, I mean, it's the 2000s, can't two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay? | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:17 am | |
| Angry White Guy: have you heard? Damuna: about your penis's fan club? Damuna: sign me up
This guy's got the right attitude. | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:49 am | |
| Greg Sucks (No mic): So, uh, why did I just join your penis's fan club? Angry White Guy: duh Angry White Guy: youre a fan of my penis Angry White Guy: what's wrong with that? Greg Sucks (No mic): I don't think I can both be heterosexual and a fan of your penis at the same time. Angry White Guy: why be heterosexual if you can't be a fan of my penis? Greg Sucks (No mic): xD I don't think that being straight/gay is really a choice, where as being a fan of your penis is a choice. So I have to choose not to be you're penis's fan. I have no other option. Angry White Guy: ._. ? Angry White Guy: okay Angry White Guy: if its a choice, then why is there only one option? Angry White Guy: also Angry White Guy: you already joined the fan club Greg Sucks (No mic): Let's put it this way: I am straight. You can't change that. However, it's possible for me to be either a fan of your penis, or not a fan of your penis. But, if I choose to be a fan of your penis, then I can not be straight. But, also, I can not be gay. So, as you said, it's not really a choice. Angry White Guy: i dont see how being a fan of my penis makes you gay, though Angry White Guy: i rather enjoy it Greg Sucks (No mic): Is it possible to heterosexually be a fan of your penis? I can't imagine how. Angry White Guy: i am Angry White Guy: people can be fans of things they arent attracted to Greg Sucks (No mic): I don't see how. One second, BRB. Angry White Guy wonders about what Greg thinks of fans of Stephen Hawking's work 0.o Greg Sucks (No mic): There we go. "Fan: An enthusiastic devotee of" I do not consider myself an enthusiastic devotee of your penis. Angry White Guy: why not? Greg Sucks (No mic): Okay, this is getting really creepy. Greg Sucks (No mic): /obligatory AND THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT Angry White Guy: fine, wouldnt want to make you change your mind about it Greg Sucks (No mic): Whatever. If you say that I can be a fan of your penis without being gay, then I guess I'll be one.
I guess Greg had to put a lot of thought into it.
Angry White Guy: hey Angry White Guy: have you heard of my new group? Mrs_19: back Mrs_19: and nope Mrs_19: what is it? Angry White Guy: a fan club Angry White Guy: for my penis Angry White Guy: -sending you invite Mrs_19: uhhh Angry White Guy: you wouldnt be the only member Angry White Guy: aww Angry White Guy: cmon Angry White Guy: i got 6 guys to join Mrs_19: yeah, 6 guys Mrs_19: that should be enough for you Angry White Guy: ._. Mrs_19: aw come on, I'm jk Angry White Guy: lol Mrs_19: but even if it's a joke I'm not joining a gorup to be a fan of someones cock, ok, lol Mrs_19: it's just weird
QQ All the girls are too freaked out to join. What does that mean? | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:18 am | |
| Sev: just quality people in that group, and it has a quality name to Sev: im joining Sev: you gotta invite Zuan, since he actualy is from the netherlands
Angry White Guy: hello Anzu: your penis fanclub Angry White Guy: hahaha Angry White Guy: care to join? Anzu: First tell me, why would I join? Angry White Guy: well Angry White Guy: i hear you live in the netherlands Angry White Guy: thats where our hq is located Anzu: where exactly? =p Angry White Guy: around the southern parts Anzu: ahh Anzu: But whats in it for me? Angry White Guy: what you ask? Angry White Guy: why- Angry White Guy: the prestige of being a AWGPFC member Angry White Guy: news posted (tenatively) about my penis Anzu: How does this group in question look at the war in Afghanistan? Angry White Guy: i only run the fan club, and own the penis Angry White Guy: you would have to ask other members Anzu: ..will there be sandwiches and chicken wings? Angry White Guy: i can say for certain that there will be sausages Anzu: hmm.. sausages.. Anzu: Ok.. let me ask something importand now.. Anzu: How BIG is your penis? Angry White Guy: going by what measure? Anzu: cm Angry White Guy: lesse Angry White Guy: inchesx2.54... Angry White Guy: it's over 9000 Anzu: Question passes Anzu: passed* Anzu: Next question Anzu: What collor is your penis? Angry White Guy: it is as white and angry as i myself am Anzu: How is the general life area of said Penis? Angry White Guy: pardon? Anzu: does it get enough air? Is there enough pube? Angry White Guy: have you seen my beard? Angry White Guy: i have plenty of hair on my body Angry White Guy: as to the air question Angry White Guy: well Angry White Guy: my penis is a gentleman and does not intrude into the situation at innoppurtune times Anzu: How does it handle other penises? Angry White Guy: it is a well trained penis, it has never attacked others Anzu: Ok.. and how does it handle vagina? Angry White Guy: let me put it this way... Angry White Guy: there arent yet any girls in the fan club
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Anzu: Does your penis have balls? Angry White Guy: yes Angry White Guy: more than one Anzu: Is you penis a dick? Anzu: your* Angry White Guy: in what sense? Anzu: in the same sence as my last question Angry White Guy: well Angry White Guy: yes, i suppose Angry White Guy: though he is well behaved Anzu: you dont really have an hq do you? Angry White Guy: well Angry White Guy: not technically Anzu: WHOA i gtg Angry White Guy: k | |
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Dr. Nurse
Number of posts : 65 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-03-31
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:22 am | |
| Mrs_19 and I cannot be dedicated to your penis because we are too entranced with this video. Or some kind of excuse.
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:28 am | |
| Damn it Dr. Nurse, you're scaring all the straight guys away from my penis's fan club. | |
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Dr. Nurse
Number of posts : 65 Age : 34 Registration date : 2009-03-31
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:32 am | |
| - angrywhiteguy wrote:
- Damn it Dr. Nurse, you're scaring all the straight guys away from my penis's fan club.
Just doing my job. :3 Scout: So I joined your penis fanclub, AWG. Now I desire that sweet cock in my tender scout body. AWG: AWWWWRIGHT DON'T JOIN OR THIS WILL HAPPEN...though it looks pretty sexy =o o= ...BUT //YOU// WON'T WANT IT WILL YOU! | |
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Eak
Number of posts : 178 Age : 30 Registration date : 2009-02-09
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Your Penis is stealing all the thunder from The I Love Eak Association | |
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Damuna
Number of posts : 181 Age : 94 Location : Britland Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:54 pm | |
| - Eak wrote:
- Your Penis is stealing all the thunder from The I Love Eak Association
I am the president of Asia, your argument is invalid. ...By which I mean to say that nobody loves Eak; thus no thunder can be stolen from the association dedicated to such by Angry White Guy's Penis Fan Club. | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:45 pm | |
| - Damuna wrote:
- Angry White Guy's Penis Fan Club.
Sir, I believe the correct title is Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club. Dropping that extra "'s" could lead to some... unfortunate misunderstandings. | |
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Nô_ôdels
Number of posts : 152 Age : 30 Location : Big Rusty Van, Candyland Registration date : 2009-01-09
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:25 pm | |
| lol, yes it could indeed.
Angry White Guy could be a 64 year old vietnam war veteran that has gone crazy with siphalys and is dick crazy for any dick he sees, and he sploojes on little kids whenever he sees a dick... then he gets in a prison and is everyone's bitch... eventually after 3 weeks of jail AWG's anus size becomes bigger than lindsey lohan's pussy, all because of a misplaced s.
And YES, i would tear lindsey's shit up, HANDS DOWN! | |
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Damuna
Number of posts : 181 Age : 94 Location : Britland Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:32 pm | |
| - Nô_ôdels wrote:
- Angry White Guy could be a 64 year old vietnam war veteran that has gone crazy with siphalys and is dick crazy for any dick he sees, and he sploojes on little kids whenever he sees a dick... then he gets in a prison and is everyone's bitch... eventually after 3 weeks of jail AWG's anus size becomes bigger than lindsey lohan's pussy, all because of a misplaced s.
Sorry, that's 19's backstory. Except the Vietnam War is MMORPGs. And the syphilis is poorly thought out content updates. And the dicks are, well, dicks. But the little kids are whiny fuckers on forums who complain about how disadvantaged they are by a new update, though their character class is by far the most powerful. And prison is the downgrading of his character class to nothingness. And Lindsay Lohan is the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Wait, no, that was something else entirely. | |
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Eak
Number of posts : 178 Age : 30 Registration date : 2009-02-09
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:10 pm | |
| - Damuna wrote:
Sorry, that's 19's backstory. Except the Vietnam War is MMORPGs. And the syphilis is poorly thought out content updates. And the dicks are, well, dicks. But the little kids are whiny fuckers on forums who complain about how disadvantaged they are by a new update, though their character class is by far the most powerful. And prison is the downgrading of his character class to nothingness. And Lindsay Lohan is the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Wait, no, that was something else entirely. Jesus Christ, stop raping my brain. | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:35 pm | |
| Angry White Guy: so Angry White Guy: i can see you havent joined my penis's fan club Angry White Guy: why won't you love all of natures wonders? LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: uhhhhhhhhhhhh Angry White Guy: its only earth day for a few more hours Angry White Guy: your support of my penis is support for mother nature Angry White Guy: do the right thing Angry White Guy: sending invite... LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hmmmmmmmm LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: guhhhhhhh LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: ehhhhhhhhhhhh Angry White Guy: do it Angry White Guy: dont make me have to force my penis into your life LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hmmmnnnerrahhhggheeeeeeeemmmm LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey flees LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hey i just noticed this. Patrick Circle Jerkers Kicked at Apr 18 @ 5:02 PM Angry White Guy: i can see youre trying to change the subject
With commentary by Mr. 19:
Mr_19: even i joined Mr_19: hes a douche | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:57 pm | |
| Angry White Guy: pyros need to be behind corners, snipers out of range, and spies invisible forever Angry White Guy: scouts need to fly Angry White Guy: the medic needs a weapon suited to his job LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: wait still confused. The blutsauger is kinda for his job. It shoots needles and steels blood Angry White Guy: he needs to have a weapon that encourages him to be in the right areas? Angry White Guy: he needs to fail bad when in the wrong place Angry White Guy: ie Angry White Guy: against direct combat classes Angry White Guy: and against properly placed specialized classes Angry White Guy: get it? Angry White Guy: or is it all bullshit? Angry White Guy: idk much about balance Angry White Guy: i only know how the game is played Angry White Guy: you know the rules Angry White Guy: and so do I Angry White Guy: A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of, Angry White Guy: You wouldnt get this from any other guy. Angry White Guy: I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, Gotta make you understand… Angry White Guy: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: NO NO NO Angry White Guy: XD
Vengence is sweet. | |
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Damuna
Number of posts : 181 Age : 94 Location : Britland Registration date : 2009-02-02
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:24 pm | |
| You win 12 internets and get-out-rape-free coupon, AWG.
The coupon is expired. | |
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angrywhiteguy
Number of posts : 543 Age : 33 Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Sun May 03, 2009 2:24 pm | |
| Well it's over ten years old, but it's still win.
RISE OF CITIZEN MILITIAS: ANGRY WHITE GUYS WITH GUNS | |
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