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angrywhiteguy

angrywhiteguy


Number of posts : 543
Age : 33
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
Registration date : 2009-01-10

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PostSubject: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 12:22 am

C'mon everybody! Show your love for my penis! I promise it won't rape you if you join!

Just listen to what these celebrities are saying about my penis:


Dr. Nurse: HAHAHAHA THAT PHOTO
Dr. Nurse: I loled XD
Dr. Nurse: not sure if want

Angry White Guy: dude
Angry White Guy: join my penis's fan club
Mr_19: lol
Mr_19: but i don't like penises
Mr_19: well
Mr_19: your penises
Angry White Guy: it doesnt have to be sexual
Mr_19: it could be
Angry White Guy: can't a man enjoy the aestetic of another man's penis heterosexually?
Mr_19: no
Mr_19: they can't
Mr_19: actually
Mr_19: i don't have a proven answer
Angry White Guy realizes you joined before saying that 0.0
Angry White Guy: XD

Angry White Guy: hey man
Angry White Guy: thanks for joining
Angry White Guy: now
Metzger: hah no prob
Angry White Guy: i know youre jewish...
Angry White Guy: but im already cut
Angry White Guy: so
Angry White Guy: dont bother
Metzger: hahahah no no im not jewish dude
Metzger: that was a joke
Angry White Guy: k
Angry White Guy: hrmm no girls joined yet
Angry White Guy: this is proving most disconcerting
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angrywhiteguy

angrywhiteguy


Number of posts : 543
Age : 33
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
Registration date : 2009-01-10

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 12:32 am

Angry White Guy: hello
RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: herro
Angry White Guy: i have created a fancy new group
Angry White Guy: care to join?
RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: but of course

...

RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: nice use of sock puppet
Angry White Guy: it has its uses
RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY: quite
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Damuna

Damuna


Number of posts : 181
Age : 94
Location : Britland
Registration date : 2009-02-02

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 1:44 am

angrywhiteguy wrote:
Angry White Guy: dude
Angry White Guy: join my penis's fan club
Mr_19: lol
Mr_19: but i don't like penises
Mr_19: well
Mr_19: your penises
Angry White Guy: it doesnt have to be sexual
Mr_19: it could be
Angry White Guy: can't a man enjoy the aestetic of another man's penis heterosexually?
Mr_19: no
Mr_19: they can't
Mr_19: actually
Mr_19: i don't have a proven answer
Angry White Guy realizes you joined before saying that 0.0
Angry White Guy: XD

My parents don't get me, you know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But, I mean, it's the 2000s, can't two, or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?
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angrywhiteguy


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Angry White Guy: have you heard?
Damuna: about your penis's fan club?
Damuna: sign me up


This guy's got the right attitude.
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angrywhiteguy


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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 8:49 am

Greg Sucks (No mic): So, uh, why did I just join your penis's fan club?
Angry White Guy: duh
Angry White Guy: youre a fan of my penis
Angry White Guy: what's wrong with that?
Greg Sucks (No mic): I don't think I can both be heterosexual and a fan of your penis at the same time.
Angry White Guy: why be heterosexual if you can't be a fan of my penis?
Greg Sucks (No mic): xD I don't think that being straight/gay is really a choice, where as being a fan of your penis is a choice. So I have to choose not to be you're penis's fan. I have no other option.
Angry White Guy: ._. ?
Angry White Guy: okay
Angry White Guy: if its a choice, then why is there only one option?
Angry White Guy: also
Angry White Guy: you already joined the fan club
Greg Sucks (No mic): Let's put it this way: I am straight. You can't change that. However, it's possible for me to be either a fan of your penis, or not a fan of your penis. But, if I choose to be a fan of your penis, then I can not be straight. But, also, I can not be gay. So, as you said, it's not really a choice.
Angry White Guy: i dont see how being a fan of my penis makes you gay, though
Angry White Guy: i rather enjoy it
Greg Sucks (No mic): Is it possible to heterosexually be a fan of your penis? I can't imagine how.
Angry White Guy: i am
Angry White Guy: people can be fans of things they arent attracted to
Greg Sucks (No mic): I don't see how. One second, BRB.
Angry White Guy wonders about what Greg thinks of fans of Stephen Hawking's work 0.o
Greg Sucks (No mic): There we go. "Fan: An enthusiastic devotee of" I do not consider myself an enthusiastic devotee of your penis.
Angry White Guy: why not?
Greg Sucks (No mic): Okay, this is getting really creepy.
Greg Sucks (No mic): /obligatory AND THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT
Angry White Guy: fine, wouldnt want to make you change your mind about it
Greg Sucks (No mic): Whatever. If you say that I can be a fan of your penis without being gay, then I guess I'll be one.


I guess Greg had to put a lot of thought into it.

Angry White Guy: hey
Angry White Guy: have you heard of my new group?
Mrs_19: back
Mrs_19: and nope
Mrs_19: what is it?
Angry White Guy: a fan club
Angry White Guy: for my penis
Angry White Guy: -sending you invite
Mrs_19: uhhh
Angry White Guy: you wouldnt be the only member
Angry White Guy: aww
Angry White Guy: cmon
Angry White Guy: i got 6 guys to join
Mrs_19: yeah, 6 guys
Mrs_19: that should be enough for you
Angry White Guy: ._.
Mrs_19: aw come on, I'm jk
Angry White Guy: lol
Mrs_19: but even if it's a joke I'm not joining a gorup to be a fan of someones cock, ok, lol
Mrs_19: it's just weird

QQ All the girls are too freaked out to join. What does that mean?
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angrywhiteguy

angrywhiteguy


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Age : 33
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 10:18 am

Sev: just quality people in that group, and it has a quality name to
Sev: im joining
Sev: you gotta invite Zuan, since he actualy is from the netherlands


Angry White Guy: hello
Anzu: your penis fanclub
Angry White Guy: hahaha
Angry White Guy: care to join?
Anzu: First tell me, why would I join?
Angry White Guy: well
Angry White Guy: i hear you live in the netherlands
Angry White Guy: thats where our hq is located
Anzu: where exactly? =p
Angry White Guy: around the southern parts
Anzu: ahh
Anzu: But whats in it for me?
Angry White Guy: what you ask?
Angry White Guy: why-
Angry White Guy: the prestige of being a AWGPFC member
Angry White Guy: news posted (tenatively) about my penis
Anzu: How does this group in question look at the war in Afghanistan?
Angry White Guy: i only run the fan club, and own the penis
Angry White Guy: you would have to ask other members
Anzu: ..will there be sandwiches and chicken wings?
Angry White Guy: i can say for certain that there will be sausages
Anzu: hmm.. sausages..
Anzu: Ok.. let me ask something importand now..
Anzu: How BIG is your penis?
Angry White Guy: going by what measure?
Anzu: cm
Angry White Guy: lesse
Angry White Guy: inchesx2.54...
Angry White Guy: it's over 9000
Anzu: Question passes
Anzu: passed*
Anzu: Next question
Anzu: What collor is your penis?
Angry White Guy: it is as white and angry as i myself am
Anzu: How is the general life area of said Penis?
Angry White Guy: pardon?
Anzu: does it get enough air? Is there enough pube?
Angry White Guy: have you seen my beard?
Angry White Guy: i have plenty of hair on my body
Angry White Guy: as to the air question
Angry White Guy: well
Angry White Guy: my penis is a gentleman and does not intrude into the situation at innoppurtune times
Anzu: How does it handle other penises?
Angry White Guy: it is a well trained penis, it has never attacked others
Anzu: Ok.. and how does it handle vagina?
Angry White Guy: let me put it this way...
Angry White Guy: there arent yet any girls in the fan club

...


Anzu: Does your penis have balls?
Angry White Guy: yes
Angry White Guy: more than one
Anzu: Is you penis a dick?
Anzu: your*
Angry White Guy: in what sense?
Anzu: in the same sence as my last question
Angry White Guy: well
Angry White Guy: yes, i suppose
Angry White Guy: though he is well behaved
Anzu: you dont really have an hq do you?
Angry White Guy: well
Angry White Guy: not technically
Anzu: WHOA i gtg
Angry White Guy: k
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Dr. Nurse

Dr. Nurse


Number of posts : 65
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-03-31

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 10:22 am

Mrs_19 and I cannot be dedicated to your penis because we are too entranced with this video.

New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) 12402783857

Or some kind of excuse.


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angrywhiteguy

angrywhiteguy


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Damn it Dr. Nurse, you're scaring all the straight guys away from my penis's fan club.
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Dr. Nurse

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 10:32 am

angrywhiteguy wrote:
Damn it Dr. Nurse, you're scaring all the straight guys away from my penis's fan club.

Just doing my job. :3

Scout: So I joined your penis fanclub, AWG. Now I desire that sweet cock in my tender scout body.
AWG: AWWWWRIGHT

DON'T JOIN OR THIS WILL HAPPEN...though it looks pretty sexy =o o= ...BUT //YOU// WON'T WANT IT WILL YOU!
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Eak

Eak


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Your Penis is stealing all the thunder from The I Love Eak Association
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Damuna

Damuna


Number of posts : 181
Age : 94
Location : Britland
Registration date : 2009-02-02

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 2:54 pm

Eak wrote:
Your Penis is stealing all the thunder from The I Love Eak Association

I am the president of Asia, your argument is invalid.

...By which I mean to say that nobody loves Eak; thus no thunder can be stolen from the association dedicated to such by Angry White Guy's Penis Fan Club.
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angrywhiteguy

angrywhiteguy


Number of posts : 543
Age : 33
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 5:45 pm

Damuna wrote:
Angry White Guy's Penis Fan Club.
Sir, I believe the correct title is Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club. Dropping that extra "'s" could lead to some... unfortunate misunderstandings.
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Nô_ôdels

Nô_ôdels


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Age : 30
Location : Big Rusty Van, Candyland
Registration date : 2009-01-09

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 21, 2009 8:25 pm

lol, yes it could indeed.

Angry White Guy could be a 64 year old vietnam war veteran that has gone crazy with siphalys and is dick crazy for any dick he sees, and he sploojes on little kids whenever he sees a dick... then he gets in a prison and is everyone's bitch... eventually after 3 weeks of jail AWG's anus size becomes bigger than lindsey lohan's pussy, all because of a misplaced s.

And YES, i would tear lindsey's shit up, HANDS DOWN!
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Damuna

Damuna


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Nô_ôdels wrote:
Angry White Guy could be a 64 year old vietnam war veteran that has gone crazy with siphalys and is dick crazy for any dick he sees, and he sploojes on little kids whenever he sees a dick... then he gets in a prison and is everyone's bitch... eventually after 3 weeks of jail AWG's anus size becomes bigger than lindsey lohan's pussy, all because of a misplaced s.

Sorry, that's 19's backstory. Except the Vietnam War is MMORPGs. And the syphilis is poorly thought out content updates. And the dicks are, well, dicks. But the little kids are whiny fuckers on forums who complain about how disadvantaged they are by a new update, though their character class is by far the most powerful. And prison is the downgrading of his character class to nothingness. And Lindsay Lohan is the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Wait, no, that was something else entirely.
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Damuna wrote:


Sorry, that's 19's backstory. Except the Vietnam War is MMORPGs. And the syphilis is poorly thought out content updates. And the dicks are, well, dicks. But the little kids are whiny fuckers on forums who complain about how disadvantaged they are by a new update, though their character class is by far the most powerful. And prison is the downgrading of his character class to nothingness. And Lindsay Lohan is the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Wait, no, that was something else entirely.

Jesus Christ, stop raping my brain.
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angrywhiteguy


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Eak wrote:
Damuna wrote:


Sorry, that's 19's backstory. Except the Vietnam War is MMORPGs. And the syphilis is poorly thought out content updates. And the dicks are, well, dicks. But the little kids are whiny fuckers on forums who complain about how disadvantaged they are by a new update, though their character class is by far the most powerful. And prison is the downgrading of his character class to nothingness. And Lindsay Lohan is the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Wait, no, that was something else entirely.

Jesus Christ, stop raping my brain.

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PostSubject: Re: New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC)   New Group! Angry White Guy's Penis's Fan Club (PFC) Icon_minitimeWed Apr 22, 2009 11:35 pm

Angry White Guy: so
Angry White Guy: i can see you havent joined my penis's fan club
Angry White Guy: why won't you love all of natures wonders?
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Angry White Guy: its only earth day for a few more hours
Angry White Guy: your support of my penis is support for mother nature
Angry White Guy: do the right thing
Angry White Guy: sending invite...
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hmmmmmmmm
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: guhhhhhhh
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Angry White Guy: do it
Angry White Guy: dont make me have to force my penis into your life
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hmmmnnnerrahhhggheeeeeeeemmmm
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey flees
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: hey i just noticed this. Patrick Circle Jerkers
Kicked at Apr 18 @ 5:02 PM
Angry White Guy: i can see youre trying to change the subject

With commentary by Mr. 19:


Mr_19: even i joined
Mr_19: hes a douche
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angrywhiteguy


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Angry White Guy: pyros need to be behind corners, snipers out of range, and spies invisible forever
Angry White Guy: scouts need to fly
Angry White Guy: the medic needs a weapon suited to his job
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: wait still confused. The blutsauger is kinda for his job. It shoots needles and steels blood
Angry White Guy: he needs to have a weapon that encourages him to be in the right areas?
Angry White Guy: he needs to fail bad when in the wrong place
Angry White Guy: ie
Angry White Guy: against direct combat classes
Angry White Guy: and against properly placed specialized classes
Angry White Guy: get it?
Angry White Guy: or is it all bullshit?
Angry White Guy: idk much about balance
Angry White Guy: i only know how the game is played
Angry White Guy: you know the rules
Angry White Guy: and so do I
Angry White Guy: A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
Angry White Guy: You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Angry White Guy: I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
Angry White Guy: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
LemonHead, Monarch of Malarkey: NO NO NO
Angry White Guy: XD

Vengence is sweet.
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Damuna

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You win 12 internets and get-out-rape-free coupon, AWG.



The coupon is expired.
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angrywhiteguy


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Well it's over ten years old, but it's still win.

RISE OF CITIZEN MILITIAS: ANGRY WHITE GUYS WITH GUNS
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