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sev the fucking viking

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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:19 pm

Nô_ôdels wrote:
Zuan wrote:
wat

its a Field event in Track n Field... With the ball and u throw it..... ya nooooo?

erm... wat? ON SUBJECT; you get to be a badass but you get run over by a clown with piss stains on his clothes.

i wish my shotgun didnt jam as often.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:08 pm

it stop jamming but you lose your arms in an unfortunate hunting accident

i wish i could sing =P
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:45 am

You gain the ability to sing, but unfortunately gain alzheimers, too. You can no longer remember or learn any songs.

I wish I had a bigger penis.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:05 am

You get a bigger penis... in the ass

I wish people would be more imaginative with wish failure and make it so that if you take the person's wish literally, they technically get what they ask for, but the intended meaning is ignored.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:19 am

your wish was to long and confusing, try again.

i wish Rubrics cube was easy to do blindfolded and using your feet
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:51 pm

IMPOSSIBLE!

I wish that AWG shaved his face and grew a soul patch (Bad ASSS)
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:53 pm

I might if you guys really wanted me to. I was actually getting bored with what I have and was thinking about posting a thread on /b/ and shaving however a post ending in xx said.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:10 am


go all out
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:22 am

i'm too stoned to be bothered reading this crap, but it looks like this thread has diverted, so lets re-ignite this.

I wish you'd all suck my balls.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:17 pm

a fish with tits sucks your balls. Grose.

i wish i had a job instead of school
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:22 pm

sev the fucking viking wrote:
a fish with tits sucks your balls. Grose.

i wish i had a job instead of school

But sadly you can only work with me doing phone sex for slave wages.

I wish to be beautiful butterfly.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:54 pm

Dr. Nurse wrote:
sev the fucking viking wrote:
a fish with tits sucks your balls. Grose.

i wish i had a job instead of school

But sadly you can only work with me doing phone sex for slave wages.

I wish to be beautiful butterfly.
You explode-into butterflies!
I wish i could aim better with the revolver.

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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:25 pm


Dr. Nurse wrote:


But sadly you can only work with me doing phone sex for slave wages.



Dr. Nurse wrote:


[Dr. Nurse] doing phone sex.

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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:02 pm

Words can not describe the laughter I experienced seeing that post AWG.

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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:50 pm

BEST THREAD EVER
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:08 pm

AngryWG! XD

Why'd you call me and start crying? '_' I was trying my best and even came a little . g_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=channel_page reference@40 secs.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:34 pm

It's okay Dr. Nurse, I don't need a refund. (Like a boss).

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off the fuck the brains out of A FIsh With Tits. (Like a boss).
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:39 am

Mr_19 wrote:
Dr. Nurse wrote:
sev the fucking viking wrote:
a fish with tits sucks your balls. Grose.

i wish i had a job instead of school

But sadly you can only work with me doing phone sex for slave wages.

I wish to be beautiful butterfly.
You explode-into butterflies!
I wish i could aim better with the revolver.
]

your a marksman, but your revolver can only shoot you

I WISH MULTI QUOTE TAKES OVER PCJ!!! MUHAHHAAH!
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:50 pm

Okay, here it goes.

Phone sex attempt #2:

Watch 0:53-1:15
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:50 am

multi quote takes over pcj but it cannot quote itself and dies.

i wish i had lots of pens
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:19 am

Granted!!
Empty pens!!

I wish I had an original Les Paul. D=
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:23 am

You move to the ambiguously named Penisland, but there appears to be more of an abundance of- something else.

Fuck, Zuan beat me...

He gets a ninety-three-year-old Lester William Polsfuss in his house. The man is senile and demands your kidneys.

I wish more people would post pictures of themselves so I don't feel like such a camera whore
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:47 am

I did. =p
But thats all you get.

I wish I had an actual original Les Paul GUITAR, which is in a good state, and plays great. ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:46 pm

Les Paul gives you such a guitar. In exchange, you must service his needs for the rest of his days. [All of them.

I wish I wasn't such a raging homosexual. I wish I had a ticket to the Netherlands so I could go molest Zuan.
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PostSubject: Re: Corupt A wish foundation!   Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:16 pm

You get your ticket, but its by Turkish Airlines. =D


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