Welcome to the best circle jerk this side of Dustbowl!
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 So, me and brodie where talking.

Go down 
Go to page : Previous  1, 2
AuthorMessage
angrywhiteguy

avatar

Number of posts : 543
Age : 27
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
Registration date : 2009-01-10

PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:13 pm

Damuna wrote:
Nô_ôdels wrote:
nope, can't really, never learned what to do with it at this point

Wrap razor wire around it and then tie the ends to a door frame and hang from it. It's what real men do.

I'm pretty sure that Damuna would be the street-wise oldest child who doles out shitty advice to his gullible siblings to fuck with them.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Greg

avatar

Number of posts : 137
Registration date : 2009-03-03

PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:43 pm

angrywhiteguy wrote:
AWG's pic

OH MY Patrick THAT IS THE SECOND WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. CANNOT UNSEE. ETC.

BTW, inb4wherehaveyoubeenifthat'sthesecondworstthingyou'veeveerseen

Edit: This is not an invite to try and make me pour bleach in my eyes.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Damuna

avatar

Number of posts : 181
Age : 88
Location : Britland
Registration date : 2009-02-02

PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:21 pm

Greg wrote:
BTW, inb4wherehaveyoubeenifthat'sthesecondworstthingyou'veeveerseen

wherehaveyoubeenifthat'sthesecondworstthingyou'veeveerseen

angrywhiteguy wrote:
Damuna wrote:
Wrap razor wire around it and then tie the ends to a door frame and hang from it. It's what real men do.

I'm pretty sure that Damuna would be the street-wise oldest child who doles out shitty advice to his gullible siblings to fuck with them.

Literally.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Damuna

avatar

Number of posts : 181
Age : 88
Location : Britland
Registration date : 2009-02-02

PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:48 pm

So, me and Brodie were talking...

05:10 - Damuna: hail my fine man
05:10 - Agent86 : Brodie: chocolate rainbows!
05:10 - Damuna: i don't suppose you could help me lift this sack to my car?
05:11 - Agent86 : Brodie: whats in the sack, so i dont throw my back out
05:11 - Damuna: oh, er
05:11 - Damuna: potatoes
05:11 - Damuna: lots of potatoes
05:11 - Damuna: big ones
05:11 - Agent86 : Brodie: thats a pretty big potatoe like one solid one...
05:11 - Agent86 : Brodie: bends in places too
05:11 - Damuna: well, they're in smaller bags
05:11 - Damuna: to stop them breaking up
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: im not holding ASSFUCKING NIGGER SLUT WHORE_Shade in this bag right now am i
05:12 - Damuna: not ASSFUCKING NIGGER SLUT WHORE_Shade, no
05:12 - Damuna: er
05:12 - Damuna: i mean
05:12 - Damuna: not anybody
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: oh
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: well shit i got a wood chipper out back
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: save the landfill from filling up
05:12 - Damuna: but sir, i want these potatoes
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: its where i dispose of all my bodies
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: er
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: i mean potatoes
05:12 - Agent86 : Brodie: ic
05:13 - Damuna: in fact
05:13 - Damuna: i would very much like to take these potatoes home
05:13 - Damuna: so that i might enjoy them
05:13 - Agent86 : Brodie: when u got these potatoes didnt it occur to you how u would get home
05:13 - Damuna: well, i was thinking i'd just drag them to my car
05:13 - Damuna: but since you're here, i'm sure you can help
05:14 - Agent86 : Brodie: hmm ok let me put on my slippers
05:14 - Agent86 : Brodie: so which end do you want the round end or the end with the two sticks that resemble feet
05:14 - Damuna: uh
05:14 - Damuna: those aren't feet
05:14 - Damuna: they're, uh
05:14 - Damuna: um
05:14 - Agent86 : Brodie: i didnt say they were
05:14 - Damuna: no
05:14 - Damuna: no, you didn't
05:14 - Damuna: you're right
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie:
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: you seem edgy
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: lets get these potatoes in the car
05:15 - Damuna: i just got fired
05:15 - Damuna: so i'm a bit stressed
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: oh wow
05:15 - Damuna: yes, let's get them into the car
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: i bet your boss was a dick
05:15 - Damuna: oh, he was
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: someone should really do something
05:15 - Damuna: they already have
05:15 - Damuna: uh
05:15 - Damuna: i would think
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: ppl like that... sometimes i think about killing
05:15 - Agent86 : Brodie: but u know i dont live in crazy town
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: i just trim my hedges and spy on the neighbors
05:16 - Damuna finally reaches the car
05:16 - Damuna: let's just haul this in now, alright?
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: ok
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: it wont fit
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: jam it in there
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: i just felt something snap
05:17 - Damuna: er
05:17 - Damuna: it must have been one of the restraints
05:17 - Damuna: uh
05:17 - Damuna: that hold the smaller bags together
05:17 - Agent86 : Brodie: oh ic
05:17 - Agent86 : Brodie: fuck it then
05:17 - Damuna: just push it in
05:17 - Agent86 : Brodie: i did now the bag is all moist
05:17 - Damuna: well, you know
05:17 - Damuna: potato juice
05:18 - Agent86 : Brodie: here you do it i got something on my hands
05:18 - Damuna: you do know they make vodka from potatoes, right?
05:18 - Agent86 : Brodie: yea its really thick and dark colored
05:18 - Agent86 : Brodie: ah ic
05:18 - Damuna: oh, damn
05:18 - Damuna: i must've gotten some beetroots mixed in
05:18 - Agent86 : Brodie: oh yea that'll do it
05:18 - Damuna: i knew that vegetable seller was dodgy
05:19 - Agent86 : Brodie: yea i get mine from jorge down the street
05:19 - Agent86 : Brodie: man its like 3am isnt it
05:19 - Damuna: hey, uh, do you want to come back to my place?
05:19 - Agent86 : Brodie: here we are talking like chatty cathys
05:19 - Damuna: so you can enjoy these potatoes with me?
05:19 - Agent86 : Brodie: um sure, my wifes asleep and dried out more than a bag of raisins
05:20 - Damuna: i beg your pardon?
05:20 - Agent86 : Brodie: i need some time alone from her i need time with my bros if u get me
05:20 - Damuna: right, right
05:20 - Damuna: well, get in
05:20 - Agent86 : Brodie: whats this in the passenger seat
05:20 - Agent86 : Brodie: another bag?
05:20 - Damuna: OH
05:20 - Damuna: uh
05:20 - Damuna: sorry
05:20 - Damuna: let me just move that
05:21 - Agent86 : Brodie:
05:21 - Damuna: it's nothing, just the stuff from my desk
05:21 - Damuna: i had to clear it out, you see
05:21 - Damuna: there we go, you just sit down
05:22 - Damuna gets in the car and starts up the engine
05:22 - Agent86 : Brodie: okay then
05:22 - Damuna drives off
05:22 - Agent86 : Brodie: theres potatoe juice on the seat how odd
05:22 - Agent86 : Brodie: shit gets everywhere
05:22 - Damuna: yeah, don't worry about it
05:22 - Damuna: i'll clean it up later
05:23 - Agent86 : Brodie: so where do u live again
05:23 - Damuna: just a few blocks away
05:23 - Damuna: uh
05:23 - Damuna: tell me if you see any cop cars, won't you?
05:23 - Agent86 : Brodie: how come u dont come to any of the town meetings
05:23 - Agent86 : Brodie: okay
05:23 - Damuna: i, er
05:23 - Agent86 : Brodie: you arent speeding are you
05:23 - Damuna: yes
05:23 - Damuna: yes, i am
05:24 - Damuna: speeding's not really a crime
05:24 - Damuna: not REALLY
05:24 - Agent86 : Brodie: yea shit
05:24 - Agent86 : Brodie: people need to learn how to get off the road
05:25 - Damuna hears sirens
05:25 - Damuna: shit, man
05:25 - Damuna: i told you to be on the lookout
05:25 - Agent86 : Brodie: fuck what should we do
05:25 - Agent86 : Brodie: we cant let him know we have potatoes
05:25 - Damuna: i'll try to lose them
05:25 - Agent86 : Brodie: u know how cops are
05:25 - Damuna: yeah, they hate the irish
05:25 - Damuna: and what's more irish than potatoes?
05:25 - Agent86 : Brodie: IM IRISH oh SHIT
05:26 - Agent86 : Brodie: lucky charms
05:26 - Damuna: i'll fucking step on it
05:26 - Agent86 : Brodie: dont let him get me
05:26 - Damuna: here, i know a shortcut through the trees
05:26 - Agent86 : Brodie: would you happen to have a revolver on hand? preferably a smith and wesson?
05:26 - Damuna: sir?
05:26 - Damuna: i don't know why you'd think i would be in possession of a firearm
05:26 - Agent86 : Brodie: for the racist pig bastards
05:27 - Damuna: i am a law-abiding citizen
05:27 - Agent86 : Brodie: we havent the time man!
05:27 - Damuna: well, except for speeding
05:27 - Agent86 : Brodie: and harvesting of potatoes without a permit but i wasnt gonna say anything
05:27 - Damuna: what do you mean? i bought these potatoes legally
05:28 - Agent86 : Brodie: from jorge right?
05:28 - Damuna: er, yeah
05:28 - Damuna: jorge
05:28 - Agent86 : Brodie: hes an illegal immigrant why are we arguing we have to lose these cops!
05:28 - Damuna: oh, right
05:28 - Agent86 : Brodie: now give me the damn revolver or im just gonna pull one out of my ass
05:28 - Damuna takes a side road
05:28 - Damuna: i don't have a revolver
05:28 - Agent86 : Brodie tugs a big ass revolver from his hind quarters
05:28 - Damuna: holy hell, man
05:28 - Agent86 : Brodie: LEAVE it to the men
05:29 - Damuna: where did you get that thing from?
05:29 - Agent86 : Brodie: my ass....
05:29 - Damuna: ...
05:29 - Damuna: ...why was there a revolver up your ass?
05:29 - Damuna: more to the point, is that loaded?
05:29 - Agent86 : Brodie: theres no time for this just drive
05:30 - Damuna: why was there a LOADED revolver up your ass?
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie leans out the window with gun in hand (poo particles dripping off the barrel)
05:30 - Damuna: christ, that smells foul
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: IM an agent for control alright
05:30 - Damuna: OH Patrick
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: and you have to have backups on hand
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: and sometimes BIG backups
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: in your ass
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: comes with the badge
05:30 - Agent86 : Brodie: i can't have my identity compromised
05:31 - Agent86 : Brodie: you see those police are KAOS agents
05:31 - Damuna: ...are you...are you going to kill me?
05:31 - Damuna: i don't wanna die, man
05:31 - Agent86 : Brodie: and they are after these rare philipino potatoes
05:31 - Agent86 : Brodie: SETTLE DOWN
05:31 - Damuna: i was just trying to kidnap a girl and have some fun with her
05:31 - Damuna: i don't wanna die for this
05:31 - Agent86 : Brodie: im still outside the window i just realized im surprised u could hear me
05:31 - Agent86 : Brodie come back inside
05:32 - Agent86 : Brodie: youre not gonna die
05:32 - Agent86 : Brodie: take a left onto that bridge
05:32 - Damuna: right
05:32 - Damuna: what then?
05:32 - Agent86 : Brodie leans out the window and shoots (hits an innocent old lady, by accident of course)
05:32 - Damuna: JESUS CHRIS
05:32 - Damuna: T
05:32 - Agent86 : Brodie: SHIT those fuckers ran her over
05:32 - Damuna: YOU JUST HIT AN OLD LADY
05:32 - Agent86 : Brodie: ME?
05:33 - Damuna: i saw that
05:33 - Agent86 : Brodie: i didnt fucking run her over with a 1/2 ton car
05:33 - Damuna: you shot her
05:33 - Damuna: in cold blood
05:33 - Agent86 : Brodie: don't make me kill you right here
05:33 - Agent86 : Brodie: we are in this together now
05:33 - Damuna: hey, easy now
05:33 - Damuna: don't shoot me
05:33 - Damuna mutters you fucking loon
05:34 - Agent86 : Brodie: i wasnt going to, i just have a tendency to hurt people i care about
05:34 - Damuna: well, you don't even know me
05:34 - Damuna: you shouldn't care about me at all
05:34 - Agent86 : Brodie leans out the window and shoots an officer in the dick
05:34 - Agent86 : Brodie: huzzah
05:34 - Agent86 : Brodie: theres something you must know
05:34 - Agent86 : Brodie: i have been following you for months now
05:34 - Damuna: oh Patrick
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: watching you live the american dream with your delicious potatoes
05:35 - Damuna: IT'S TRUE
05:35 - Damuna: I'M SECRETLY AN AMERICANOPHILE
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: and these KAOS agents want to foil all of your plans
05:35 - Damuna: MY PARENTS WOULD BE SO ASHAMED
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: they want to wrap your potatoes IN FOIL
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: aluminum
05:35 - Damuna sobs
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: i will die behind the badge
05:35 - Damuna: they think i'm a good british man
05:35 - Agent86 : Brodie: stop crying youre driving still
05:36 - Damuna: but i've been living a lie
05:36 - Damuna: i yearn for the big apple
05:36 - Agent86 : Brodie: you potatoes do not deserve to be foiled and refrigerated for... *shudders* leftovers
05:36 - Agent86 : Brodie: well shit lets go then i hope you have enough toll money
05:36 - Agent86 : Brodie leans out the window and flips the remaining officer the bird
05:37 - Agent86 : Brodie: *the officer is blinded and hits a pile-on flipping his car 17 times and lands on the same old lady*
05:37 - Damuna: i thought that old lady was dead
05:37 - Damuna: what's she doing 3 blocks away?
05:37 - Agent86 : Brodie: well... now she is
05:37 - Agent86 : Brodie: idk i didnt have time to ask her
05:38 - Damuna: i...i also have something to tell you
05:38 - Damuna: i'm secretly jewish
05:38 - Agent86 : Brodie: you dont have shit covered on your face do you
05:38 - Damuna: and also the grandson of hitler's lovechild
05:38 - Agent86 : Brodie: i should have known
05:39 - Damuna: and...i liked the matrix sequels
05:39 - Agent86 : Brodie: little verner hasselhoffen...stein
05:39 - Agent86 : Brodie: ALL OF THEM?
05:39 - Damuna: yes
05:39 - Damuna: all of them
05:39 - Agent86 : Brodie: i liked the one where they get napoleon and abraham lincoln and travel thru time
05:39 - Damuna: I'M A MONSTER
05:40 - Damuna: I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
05:40 - Damuna: I'M GOING TO CRASH THIS CAR RIGHT NOW
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: i dont think you have the nerve
05:40 - Damuna removes his hands from the wheel
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: DO IT
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: DO IT
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: DO IT
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: wait what am i saying
05:40 - Damuna: i have one last thing to tell you
05:40 - Agent86 : Brodie: oh what
05:40 - Damuna: i'm secretly pregnant with your child
05:41 - Agent86 : Brodie: bitch i wore a fucking glove
05:41 - Damuna crashes the car into a wall
05:41 - Damuna dies
05:41 - Agent86 : Brodie flatlines
05:41 - Agent86 : Brodie craps his pants
Back to top Go down
View user profile
angrywhiteguy

avatar

Number of posts : 543
Age : 27
Location : Shitty town in the state of Washington
Registration date : 2009-01-10

PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:21 am

Damuna wrote:
05:16 - Agent86 : Brodie: jam it in there

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: So, me and brodie where talking.   

Back to top Go down
 
So, me and brodie where talking.
Back to top 
Page 2 of 2Go to page : Previous  1, 2

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Patrick Circle Jerkers :: Discussions :: General Discussions. :: RAGE/SPAM-
Jump to: