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PostSubject: They see me BATTLING   Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:40 pm

Over the past 2 days I've annoyed friends with my rpg/text adventure comments hoping that one might fight me back. Most ignored it, were confused by it, or didn't know the /me command. But of course the Lord of Battle himself can not back away from a challenge. I present to you a not very epic fight of words narrated almost entirely by myself so a bit anticlimactic.

LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey casts HADOKEN
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey deals 10 damage to enemy ALON
Alon, Lord of Battle casts Fuck That Shit
Alon, Lord of Battle loses no HP
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey throws rock at enemy ALON for being a dick
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON is knocked unconcious
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses STEAL
Alon, Lord of Battle uses super combo
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey stole all your shit
Alon, Lord of Battle BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLE
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses SERIOUS BUSINESS SHIELD
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey takes 1 damage
Alon, Lord of Battle is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Alon, Lord of Battle makes strange noises
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey says,"OH NO GREEN TYPE"
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: oh ive been on that server lots o music
Alon, Lord of Battle all in range are affected by confusion and fatness
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey MUTUATES into super sayian snorlax
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses THE POWER OF ALLITERATION
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey all enemies are sent into a state of confusion, and stupidy
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON loses 1 turn of battle
Alon, Lord of Battle: liar
Alon, Lord of Battle: every turn is mine
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: nah-aww
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: mine
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses SNORE
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey falls alseep
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: recovers 1 hp
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey is maximized
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey seizees the oppurtinity to return back to human form
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey throws POKEBALL
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey PRESSES A+B
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: ball twitches
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey captured enemy ALON, do you want to give him a nickname?
Alon, Lord of Battle: fuck your nigger ass?
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey names ALON, LORD OF BATTLE
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey WINS THE GAMES
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey VICTORY DANCE
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: Would you like to Replay? ... y/n
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: ....
Alon, Lord of Battle: NNNNNNNNNNNNN
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: invalid response, please retry
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: type "help"to display list of commands
Alon, Lord of Battle: dicks
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: valid response
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: 10000 dicks are thrown at enemy ALON
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: its super effective
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON loses 999 point of self-esteem
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON in barely standing!!!
Alon, Lord of Battle: fuck that, my self-esteem is endless
Alon, Lord of Battle: whenever children cry i get stronger
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON is dealt sideways 8 points of damage to self-esteem
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: ∞ that one
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey pokes enemy ALON
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy ALON is slain
Alon, Lord of Battle: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey rummages throught slain enemy ALON's pockets
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey aquires the TRIFORCE OF POWER
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: HAAHAAA
Alon, Lord of Battle: XD
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey erects a huge palace over battle spot with his new-found powers
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PostSubject: Re: They see me BATTLING   Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:12 pm

I doubt anyone will care but.... THE BATTLE CONTINUES. On his installment my opponent is AWG quite powerful. This is actually are 2nd battle the first was a practice run.


Angry White Guy prepares a summon
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey takes oppuronity to uses TACKLE
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy AWG takes 53 damage
Angry White Guy passes his CONCENTRATION roll
Angry White Guy: SUMMON LOLI
Your chat with Angry White Guy is now a multi-user chat.
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: what
Dr. Nurse entered chat.
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: WHAT
Dr. Nurse: yoyo
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: EPIC BATTLE
Angry White Guy: i summoned you
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: holy shit thats what that meant
Dr. Nurse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-H1JTWXhKU&feature=channel_page
Angry White Guy checks status screen
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: dr nurse we were in the middle of a battle and he apperently summoned you
Dr. Nurse uses Splash
Dr. Nurse: KARP KARP!
Angry White Guy: [nothing happened]
Angry White Guy: -_-
Angry White Guy: i wish waterstones worked on magikarps
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: haha your summon did no damage
Dr. Nurse usus harden
Angry White Guy is hard!
Angry White Guy: defense went up! charisma +3!
Dr. Nurse Medapod blush
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey trys to sell LUBE to AWG for 9,999 pence
Dr. Nurse: LOL
Angry White Guy: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey prepares summon
Angry White Guy: oh noes!
Dr. Nurse flys out of pokeball
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: lol
Dr. Nurse flaps around like Zubat
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses FLASH
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: Zubat is blinded
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey then realizes Zubat has no eyes
Dr. Nurse uses sonar
Dr. Nurse is confused!
Dr. Nurse hits self
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: oh AWG this is funny shit
Angry White Guy: my link? or the battle
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: yes link
Dr. Nurse: uguu
Angry White Guy: i love it XD
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: what would happen if in a game you had magicarp and fought another trainer in the game with a magicarp no one would ever when
Angry White Guy: no
Angry White Guy: splash has 35 pp
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey try to summon BIGGEST RAGER WE KNOW
Angry White Guy: after using it that much
Angry White Guy: you run out
Mr_19 has been invited to chat.
Angry White Guy: then you each use struggle
Mr_19 entered chat.
Mr_19: what do you want niggers
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey summon is successful
Mr_19: what do you want
Angry White Guy is immune to racism!
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: BATTLE
Mr_19: oh Patrick
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: lol
Angry White Guy uses "weeaboo flipout"
Dr. Nurse wanders off to fap
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey takes 75 damage of annoyance
Mr_19: GIRUGAMESH
Angry White Guy runs from battle
Mr_19 demands a refund
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey tackles AWG
Dr. Nurse left chat.
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: AWG fleeing fells
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: it seems your summon ended AWG
Angry White Guy: aww
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey jizzes over AWG
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: AWG is covered in HUMMALITION
Angry White Guy uses shamwow
Angry White Guy recovers NORMAL status
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey is inflicted with de-hydration
Mr_19 left chat.
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: my summon felled damnit
Angry White Guy casts fireball
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey takes 32 damage, and is set aflame
Angry White Guy: well
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses STIMPACK and recovers all health and returns to NORMAL status
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: TIME TO END THIS
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey CONCENTRATES POWER
Angry White Guy: oh no
Angry White Guy: his final smash!
Angry White Guy: ??
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses another turn for more POWR
Angry White Guy wanders off to fap
Angry White Guy left chat.
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey summons AWG to finish battle .....


LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: GIGA DRILL MAXIMUM
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7C27_lQdQQ
Angry White Guy dodges
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses BULLSHIT
Angry White Guy laughs uncontrollably
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: that attack hit everyone EVERYWHERE
Angry White Guy: fine
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: even China felt like it got kicked in the balls from herer
Angry White Guy: i need to sleep now, anyway
Angry White Guy: you win, good night
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: enemy AWG is slain
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey gains 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 exp
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey DANCES
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey wins yet another battle unfairly
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey doesnt give a shit though
Angry White Guy drops shit potion [x4]
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey gains ROCK HARD badge from AWG leader
Angry White Guy: XD
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey uses 4 shit potions
Angry White Guy: night
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey starts to choke
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey accidently suicided
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey is slain
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: slain enemy AWG gains -∞ exp
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: GAME OVER
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: Would you like to play again? y/n
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey: ...
Angry White Guy: n
LemonHead : Monarch of Malarkey powers down
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PostSubject: Re: They see me BATTLING   Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:27 pm

this is longer than a harry potter book
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PostSubject: Re: They see me BATTLING   Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:41 pm

Nô_ôdels wrote:
this is longer than a harry potter book

I recall a woman telling me this.
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